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No rule of
success will work if you don’t.
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Most antique
shops have prices that are outrageously modern.
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Forty is the
old age of youth – fifty is the youth of old age.
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I was expelled
from cooking school. It left a bad taste in my mouth.
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She was a
prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
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Definition of
bad luck – getting aids from a Quaker.
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Why is it
legal for men to be floorwalkers & illegal for women to be
street walkers?
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Life always
offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
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I wanted to
get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn’t find an opening.
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Best place to
be during an earthquake is a stationary store.
