Comedy

Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.Forgive your enemy -...

WITTICISMS

Don’t be afraid to ask a dumb question – it’s easier to handle than a dumb mistake. A smile...

Comedy

What did our parents do without the internet when they were bored? I asked my 18 brothers & sisters and they didn’t...

Comedy

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No,...

WITTICISMS

To the world you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world. When little...

Cape Comedy

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been...

WITTICISMS

Have you noticed since everyone has a video recorder on their phones these days that no one talks about seeing UFOs like...

Cape Comedy

I want to give you all some advice on advice: When you are taking advice from someone, consider the source. Don’t take money...

WITTICISMS

Promises are like snowballs, easy to make, hard to keep. No need to have the best of everything, just make the best of...

Cape Comedy

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker. She asked if...

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