WITTICISMS

You should not pray for rain if you complain about the mud. Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of...

WITTICISMS

Cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny. It isn’t our position but our disposition that makes...

Cape Comedy

The guys were playing poker. Pete lost $1,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and died. Realizing that Pete's wife needed...

Cape Comedy

Sing the following to the tune of 'Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. If you sing it,...

WITTICISMS

If you see a man without a smile, give him yours. Big shots are little shots that keep shooting. Tact is the...

The Second Act

After 34 years living the dream in New York City (or NYC), moving to Florida has been the “Second Act” for national...

Comedy

A college football coach is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; believe it or not, the other...

WITTICISMS

No rule of success will work if you don’t. Most antique shops have prices that are outrageously modern. Forty is the old age of youth – fifty...

Comedy

Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.Forgive your enemy -...

WITTICISMS

Don’t be afraid to ask a dumb question – it’s easier to handle than a dumb mistake. A smile...

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