Wacky Witticisms

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When I bore people at parties, I think it’s their fault. People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt. Don’t just spend time,...

Cape Comedy

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Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy:  'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't...

Cape Comedy

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You know you're a redneck when......  You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.  You can entertain yourself for more...

Cape Comedy

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An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.  She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll...

Wacky Witticisms

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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. When chemists die, they barium. Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait...

Wacky Witticisms

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The measure of life is not its duration, but its donation. Kind words cost little, yet they accomplish much. There’s plenty of room at the top...

Cape Comedy

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You know you're a redneck when...... You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. You...

Cape Comedy

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NEVER LIE TO YOUR RABBI At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says, “I need a favor.  I’m sleeping with the Rabbi’s wife. Can...

Cape Comedy

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My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then. Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your...

Witticisms

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1.                Those who cook up stories usually find themselves in hot water. 2.                Better than counting your years is making your years count. 3.                Biscuits and sermons are improved...

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