WACKY WITTICISMS

1. Think all you speak, but do not speak all you think. 2. Anything on the menu that you can’t pronounce, you probably can’t afford. 3....

Cape Comedy

Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU...

Wacky Witticisms

The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

Cape Comedy

Real Signs Around Town In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a second-hand shop: WE...

Fishing: It’s Complicated

Ah, fishing—the second-oldest profession. Once known as a backbreaking, heartbreaking, sixteen hour-a-day occupation, suited for only the hardiest of souls, this noble trade has...

WACKY WITTICISMS

Promises are like babies, easy to make, but tough to deliver. When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet. I...

Cape Comedy

Most of the generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to...

Cape Comedy

Actual Quotes Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy...

WACKY WITTICISMS

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny. Why is there a permanent-press setting on irons? Anytime a man opens a car door for...

Wacky Witticisms

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. When a habit begins to cost money, it’s called a hobby. ...
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