WITTICISMS

To the world you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world. When little...

Cape Comedy

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been...

WITTICISMS

Have you noticed since everyone has a video recorder on their phones these days that no one talks about seeing UFOs like...

Cape Comedy

I want to give you all some advice on advice: When you are taking advice from someone, consider the source. Don’t take money...

WITTICISMS

Promises are like snowballs, easy to make, hard to keep. No need to have the best of everything, just make the best of...

Cape Comedy

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker. She asked if...

WACKY WITTICISMS

Some see the glass as half empty, others as half full. I just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer. I used to be...

WACKY WITTICISMS

1. Think all you speak, but do not speak all you think. 2. Anything on the menu that you can’t pronounce, you probably can’t afford. 3....

Cape Comedy

Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU...

Wacky Witticisms

The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

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