Comedy

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How is the local football team like an opossum?They play dead at home and get killed on...

WITTICISMS

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You should not pray for rain if you complain about the mud. Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of...

WITTICISMS

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Cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny. It isn’t our position but our disposition that makes...

Cape Comedy

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The guys were playing poker. Pete lost $1,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and died. Realizing that Pete's wife needed...

Cape Comedy

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Sing the following to the tune of 'Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. If you sing it,...

WITTICISMS

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If you see a man without a smile, give him yours. Big shots are little shots that keep shooting. Tact is the...

The Second Act

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After 34 years living the dream in New York City (or NYC), moving to Florida has been the “Second Act” for national...

Comedy

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A college football coach is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; believe it or not, the other...

WITTICISMS

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No rule of success will work if you don’t. Most antique shops have prices that are outrageously modern. Forty is the old age of youth – fifty...

Comedy

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Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.Forgive your enemy -...

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