WITTICISMS

Promises are like snowballs, easy to make, hard to keep. No need to have the best of everything, just make the best of...

Cape Comedy

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker. She asked if...

WACKY WITTICISMS

Some see the glass as half empty, others as half full. I just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer. I used to be...

WACKY WITTICISMS

1. Think all you speak, but do not speak all you think. 2. Anything on the menu that you can’t pronounce, you probably can’t afford. 3....

Cape Comedy

Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU...

Wacky Witticisms

The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

Cape Comedy

Real Signs Around Town In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a second-hand shop: WE...

Fishing: It’s Complicated

Ah, fishing—the second-oldest profession. Once known as a backbreaking, heartbreaking, sixteen hour-a-day occupation, suited for only the hardiest of souls, this noble trade has...

WACKY WITTICISMS

Promises are like babies, easy to make, but tough to deliver. When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet. I...

Cape Comedy

Most of the generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to...
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