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Think all you speak, but do not speak all you think. Anything on the menu that you can’t pronounce is probably something you can’t afford. Whether the task is large or small, do it right or not at all. A good neighbor doubles the value of your...

WITTICISMS

No rule of success will work if you don’t. Most antique shops have prices that are outrageously modern. Forty is the old age of youth – fifty is the youth of old age. I was expelled from cooking school. It left a bad taste in my mouth. She was a prostitute, but she...

Comedy

Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.Forgive your enemy - but remember his name.If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.Alcohol does...

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