- When all the cars in Miami are laid end to end…it’s the weekend.
- Some chores have to be put off a dozen times before they slip your mind.
- The newest thing in women’s hairdos is men.
- Some people are so addicted to exaggeration, they can’t tell the truth without lying.
- The thing I don’t like about parking is the noisy crash.
- Some people are so indecisive, their favorite color is plaid.
- You know why it’s called horse sense – they don’t bet on people.
- I’m 94 & don’t have an enemy in the world – the last one died a week ago.
- The problem with staying home from work is that you have to drink coffee on your own time.
- A protest march is like a tantrum, only better organized.
