- I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
- You should never say no to a gift from a child.
- No matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy
with. - Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
- Money doesn’t buy class.
- The older I get, the better I was.
- To ignore the facts does not change the facts.
- The easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people who are smarter than I am.
- Everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
- No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
