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Witticisms

1.                Those who cook up stories usually find themselves in hot water.

2.                Better than counting your years is making your years count.

3.                Biscuits and sermons are improved by shortening.

4.                The best way to break a bad habit is to drop it.

5.                Worry is like a rocking chair, it keeps you busy and gets you nowhere.

6.                Nothing makes a woman so pretty as telling her she is.

7.                It’s hard to climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.

8.                You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.

9.                That’s funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.

10.             The best way to wake up with a smile is to go to bed with one already there. 

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