Sing the following to the tune of ‘Favorite Things’ from the legendary movie ‘Sound Of Music’. If you sing it, it’s especially hysterical!!!
Botox
and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers
and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles
of magazines tied up in string,
These
are a few of my favorite things.
Cadillac’s
and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident
and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers,
golf carts and porches with swings,
These
are a few of my favorite things.
When
the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I
simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel so bad.
Hot
tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No
spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes
and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These
are a few of my favorite things.
Back
pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin’,
Thin bones and
fractures and hair that is thinnin’,
And we won’t mention our
short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.
When
the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then
I remember the great life I’ve had,
And then I don’t feel so bad.