- If you see a man without a smile, give him yours.
- Big shots are little shots that keep shooting.
- Tact is the ability to get people in your corner without cornering them.
- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
- You are a victim of the rules you live by.
- Changing husbands (or wives) is just changing troubles.
- I used to be driven, but I pulled over.
- Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every bum gets one.
- The person that said winning isn’t everything never won anything.
- If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much room.
