- The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold.
- To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on is genius.
- Only the electric company has the power to make everyone see the light.
- A real failure is one that teaches us nothing.
- Rumors are so spreadable, it’s incredible.
- Simple solutions seldom are.
- The sound of laughter carries farther than the sound of weeping.
- Spring housecleaning is about as much fun as hugging a cactus.
- Worry causes wrinkles, which gives you something else to worry about.
