Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to...

Birds have bills, too, but they keep on singing.   Those who roll up their sleeves seldom lose their shirts. It isn’t our position, but our disposition that makes us happy. Good character, like good soup, is usually homemade. Feeling more ignorant every day means you’re learning. Deal with...

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker ------------------------------ "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain ------------------------------ "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."...

When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.The less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.No one is ever old...

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." ------------------------------ "He had delusions of adequacy ." - Walter Kerr ------------------------------ "He has all the virtues I dislike...

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.You should never say no to a gift from a child.No matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.Life...