Birds have bills, too, but they keep on singing.  

Those who roll up their sleeves seldom lose their shirts.

It isn’t our position, but our disposition that makes us happy.

Good character, like good soup, is usually homemade.

Feeling more ignorant every day means you’re learning.

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore.

I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.

The best attitude is to have gratitude.

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