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WITTICISMS

  • When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
  • A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
  • The less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
  • Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
  • No one is ever old enough to know better.
  • A grudge is one thing that doesn’t get better when it is nursed.
  • An error becomes a mistake only when you refuse to correct it.
  • Listening is a kindness anyone can show.
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
  • The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without it.

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