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WITTICISMS

  • Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
  • An unusual amount of common sense is sometimes called wisdom. 
  • A hint is something we drop, but seldom pick up.
  • Anything worth doing is going to take longer than you think.
  • You don’t know what you know until you find out what you don’t know.
  • One way to be happy ever after is not to be after too much.
  • Grandma’s cookies didn’t need preservatives, they didn’t last long enough.
  • On anniversaries, even if you forgot the past, don’t forget the present.
  • A good friend is one who listens after asking “how are you?”
  • Treat your friends like family & your family like friends.
  • Blessed are those who give without remembering & receive without forgetting.
  • Learn to laugh at yourself so you’ll always have something to make you happy.
  • We make a living by what we get – we make a life by what we give.
  • Of all of your fancy attire, a smile is the most important.

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