*OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES*

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.