- Income tax – it’s a fine for reckless thriving.
- A Good boss takes little more than his share of blame & a little less than his share of credit.
- A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
- The art of politics is making people like you no matter how much it costs them.
- A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but it’s messier.
- He is usually mistaken at the top of his voice.
- The main problem with teenagers is that they are just like their parents were at that age.
- If you don’t know the score, you can be pretty sure you’re behind.
- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea….does that mean that one out of five enjoy it?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
