• Income tax – it’s a fine for reckless thriving.
  • A Good boss takes little more than his share of blame & a little less than his share of credit.
  • A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
  • The art of politics is making people like you no matter how much it costs them.
  • A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but it’s messier.
  • He is usually mistaken at the top of his voice.
  • The main problem with teenagers is that they are just like their parents were at that age.
  • If you don’t know the score, you can be pretty sure you’re behind.
  • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea….does that mean that one out of five enjoy it?
  • If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?  

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