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Tony Henkels

Witticisms

Income tax – it’s a fine for reckless thriving.A Good boss takes little more than his share of blame & a little less than his share of credit.A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.The art of politics is making...

Comedy — because we can all use a chuckle

*OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES* TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how...

WITTICISMS

 If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try Russian roulette. Poise is looking like an owl after behaving like a jackass. My kid is studying English – now he talks back with perfect diction. If at first you don’t succeed, do it...

Quick Reads

The Killer's Shadow - John Douglas & Mark Olshaker.  John Douglas was the pioneer of criminal profiling in the FBI. This book is mostly about Joseph Paul Franklin, a serial killer (30+) who also bombed a few places. It describes the effectiveness of...

Comedy — because we can all use a chuckle

*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER* 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! *FREE PUPPIES* 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. *FREE PUPPIES* Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. *COWS, CALVES:...

Comedy — because we can all use a laugh

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I...
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