Income tax – it’s a fine for reckless thriving.A Good boss takes little more than his share of blame & a little less than his share of credit.A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.The art of politics is making...
*OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES*
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how...
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try Russian roulette.
Poise is looking like an owl after behaving like a jackass.
My kid is studying English – now he talks back with perfect diction.
If at first you don’t succeed, do it...
The Killer's Shadow - John Douglas & Mark Olshaker.
John Douglas was the pioneer of criminal profiling in the FBI. This book is mostly about Joseph Paul Franklin, a serial killer (30+) who also bombed a few places. It describes the effectiveness of...
*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER*
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
*FREE PUPPIES*
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
*FREE PUPPIES*
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
*COWS, CALVES:...
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I...
