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 If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try Russian roulette.

Poise is looking like an owl after behaving like a jackass.

My kid is studying English – now he talks back with perfect diction.

If at first you don’t succeed, do it as she told you.

The grass may be greener on the other side, but so is the water bill.

Inflation is the price we pay for the government benefits everybody thought were free.

My wife used to be nervous, but she’s fine now. The doctor told her nervousness was a sign of old age.

Any man who thinks he is smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.

Middle age – when you begin exchanging emotions for symptoms.

Your condition can be judged by what you take two at a time – stairs or pills. 

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