Don’t be afraid to ask a dumb question – it’s easier to handle than a dumb mistake.

A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things.

If there were more self starters, the boss wouldn’t have to be such a crank.

An optimist is a person who expects the ketchup to come out after two shakes.

I can keep a secret – but those I tell never do.

The only people you should want to get even with are those who have helped you.

Luck is often nothing but a tricky name for hard work.

PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.

The only thing so simple that a child can operate it is a grandparent.

Frogs have it figured out – they eat what bugs them.