- Promises are like snowballs, easy to make, hard to keep.
- No need to have the best of everything, just make the best of everything.
- People who fly in a rage often make a crash landing.
- Egotists are like mummies, all wrapped up in themselves.
- The person who forgives ends the quarrel.
- An ounce of example equals a ton of advice.
- If you can’t find your favorite coffee mug, try looking in the microwave.
- I am the reason God created the middle finger.
- Travel can be broadening, especially when the food is good.
- It’s OK to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.
