Some see the glass as half empty, others as half full. I just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I love cats – just can’t eat a whole one by myself.
Encouragement enables, discouragement disables.
Patience is a bitter tree with sweet fruit.
Never expect good news in an envelope with a window.
A fool talks, a wise man speaks.
Itching for what you want is not enough; you’ve got to scratch for it.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
The people to get even with are those who have helped you.