You’re getting older when every move you make is a joint effort.
Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to meet it.
A well-chosen word can speak volumes.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Ever notice that the people that arrive late are happier than the people waiting for them?
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
