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WITTICISMS

  • omorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
  • You’re getting older when every move you make is a joint effort.
  • Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to meet it.
  • A well-chosen word can speak volumes.
  • You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
  • Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
  • I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
  • Ever notice that the people that arrive late are happier than the people waiting for them?
  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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