Promises are like snowballs, easy to make, hard to keep.
No need to have the best of everything, just make the best of everything.
People who fly in a rage often make a crash landing.
Egotists are like mummies, all wrapped up in...
Real Signs Around Town
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health...
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
When a habit begins to cost money, it’s called a hobby.
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who is president.
Ideas are funny things. They don’t work...
