Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch replies that he cannot...
No one is ever old enough to know better.
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.
Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are.
Everything comes to those who hustle while they wait.
If you never make mistakes, probably no one would...
THIS STUDENT OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM! I would have given him 100%! Each answer is factually correct, and funny, too. This teacher had no sense of humor!
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? *His last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? *At...
Occasionally draw on your command of the language by saying nothing.
Silence cannot be misquoted.
The greatest of all faults is to imagine that you don’t have one.
If you smile when things go wrong, you probably know who to blame it on.
Life is like a roll...
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin!
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class save Congress!
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians!
A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have! -- Thomas...
When your reputation breaks down, there is no place to get spare parts.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm.
England has no kidney bank, but it does...
