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WITTICISMS

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? An unusual amount of common sense is sometimes called wisdom. A hint is something we drop, but seldom pick up.Anything worth doing is going to take longer than you think.You...

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Income tax – it’s a fine for reckless thriving.A Good boss takes little more than his share of blame & a little less than his share of credit.A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.The art of politics is making people like you no matter...

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 If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try Russian roulette. Poise is looking like an owl after behaving like a jackass. My kid is studying English – now he talks back with perfect diction. If at first you don’t succeed, do it as she told you. The grass...

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When all the cars in Miami are laid end to end...it’s the weekend.Some chores have to be put off a dozen times before they slip your mind.The newest thing in women’s hairdos is men.Some people are so addicted to exaggeration, they can’t tell the...

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Birds have bills, too, but they keep on singing.   Those who roll up their sleeves seldom lose their shirts. It isn’t our position, but our disposition that makes us happy. Good character, like good soup, is usually homemade. Feeling more ignorant every day means you’re learning. Deal with...

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When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.The less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.No one is ever old...

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