Cape Comedy

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I want to give you all some advice on advice: When you are taking advice from someone, consider the source. Don’t take money...

WITTICISMS

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Promises are like snowballs, easy to make, hard to keep. No need to have the best of everything, just make the best of...

Cape Comedy

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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker. She asked if...

WACKY WITTICISMS

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Some see the glass as half empty, others as half full. I just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer. I used to be...

WACKY WITTICISMS

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1. Think all you speak, but do not speak all you think. 2. Anything on the menu that you can’t pronounce, you probably can’t afford. 3....

Cape Comedy

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Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU...

Wacky Witticisms

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The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

Cape Comedy

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Real Signs Around Town In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a second-hand shop: WE...

Fishing: It’s Complicated

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Ah, fishing—the second-oldest profession. Once known as a backbreaking, heartbreaking, sixteen hour-a-day occupation, suited for only the hardiest of souls, this noble trade has...

WACKY WITTICISMS

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Promises are like babies, easy to make, but tough to deliver. When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet. I...

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