Cape Comedy

Actual Quotes Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy...

Wacky Witticisms

The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

Wacky Witticisms

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. When a habit begins to cost money, it’s called a hobby. ...

Cape Comedy

Real Signs Around Town In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a second-hand shop: WE...

WACKY WITTICISMS

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny. Why is there a permanent-press setting on irons? Anytime a man opens a car door for...

Cape Comedy — Quasimodo’s brother

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was...

WACKY WITTICISMS

Promises are like babies, easy to make, but tough to deliver. When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet. I...
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