WACKY WITTICISMS

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny. Why is there a permanent-press setting on irons? Anytime a man opens a car door for...

Cape Comedy

Most of the generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to...

Cape Comedy

Real Signs Around Town In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a second-hand shop: WE...

Fishing: It’s Complicated

Ah, fishing—the second-oldest profession. Once known as a backbreaking, heartbreaking, sixteen hour-a-day occupation, suited for only the hardiest of souls, this noble trade has...

Cape Comedy — Quasimodo’s brother

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was...

Wacky Witticisms

The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

Wacky Witticisms

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. When a habit begins to cost money, it’s called a hobby. ...

WACKY WITTICISMS

Promises are like babies, easy to make, but tough to deliver. When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet. I...

WACKY WITTICISMS

Some see the glass as half empty, others as half full. I just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer. I used to be...

Cape Comedy

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker. She asked if...
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