Cape Comedy

Actual Quotes Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy...

Cape Comedy

Most of the generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to...

WITTICISMS

Have you noticed since everyone has a video recorder on their phones these days that no one talks about seeing UFOs like...

Cape Comedy

I want to give you all some advice on advice: When you are taking advice from someone, consider the source. Don’t take money...

Cape Comedy

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been...

Comedy

What did our parents do without the internet when they were bored? I asked my 18 brothers & sisters and they didn’t...

Cape Comedy

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker. She asked if...

Wacky Witticisms

The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

WITTICISMS

Promises are like snowballs, easy to make, hard to keep. No need to have the best of everything, just make the best of...

WACKY WITTICISMS

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny. Why is there a permanent-press setting on irons? Anytime a man opens a car door for...

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