Wacky Witticisms

The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

WACKY WITTICISMS

Some see the glass as half empty, others as half full. I just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer. I used to be...

Cape Comedy

Most of the generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to...

Cape Comedy

Sing the following to the tune of 'Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. If you sing it,...

The Second Act

After 34 years living the dream in New York City (or NYC), moving to Florida has been the “Second Act” for national...

Cape Comedy

The guys were playing poker. Pete lost $1,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and died. Realizing that Pete's wife needed...

WITTICISMS

Have you noticed since everyone has a video recorder on their phones these days that no one talks about seeing UFOs like...

Cape Comedy

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker. She asked if...

Cape Comedy

Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU...

WITTICISMS

If you see a man without a smile, give him yours. Big shots are little shots that keep shooting. Tact is the...

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