Cape Comedy — Quasimodo’s brother

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After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was...

Cape Comedy

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Real Signs Around Town In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a second-hand shop: WE...

Cape Comedy

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Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU...

Cape Comedy

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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker. She asked if...

WACKY WITTICISMS

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The person who marries for money usually earns every penny. Why is there a permanent-press setting on irons? Anytime a man opens a car door for...

WACKY WITTICISMS

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Promises are like babies, easy to make, but tough to deliver. When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet. I...

Cape Comedy

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Most of the generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to...

Wacky Witticisms

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The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold. To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on...

Fishing: It’s Complicated

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Ah, fishing—the second-oldest profession. Once known as a backbreaking, heartbreaking, sixteen hour-a-day occupation, suited for only the hardiest of souls, this noble trade has...

WACKY WITTICISMS

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Some see the glass as half empty, others as half full. I just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer. I used to be...

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