Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.  At their very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” 

Bob replied, “Girlfriend?  She’s my wife!” 

They’re knocked over, but continue to ask:  “So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?” 

“I lied about my age,” Bob replied. 

“What?  Did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”