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Quotes that make you think…

Giving money and power to the government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys!   — P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it! If it keeps moving, regulate it! And if it stops moving, subsidize it!   –Ronald Reagan (1986)

I don’t make jokes! I just watch the government and report the facts! — Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!   — P. J. O’Rourke

No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session! — Mark Twain (1866)

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings! The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery! —  Winston Churchill

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