When I bore people at parties, I think it’s their fault.

People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.

Don’t just spend time, invest it.

The world is like a mirror: reflecting what you do, and if your face is smiling, it smiles right back at you.

Good manners may be found in six words: Forget yourself and think of others.

Well done is better than well said.

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

A little nonsense now & then is cherished by the wisest people.

The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.

The one thing worse than a quitter is a person who is afraid to begin.

Wacky Witticisms

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