When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer.
A joke is like sex – neither is any good if you don’t get it.
Trouble knocked on the door, heard a laugh and went away.
What you don’t know never hurts you; it’s what you suspect that causes all the trouble.
A person lost in their work has probably found their future.
A good laugh & a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
Don’t fly into a rage unless you are prepared for a rough landing.
When you give until it hurts, it makes you feel good.