The measure of life is not its duration, but its donation.

Kind words cost little, yet they accomplish much.

There’s plenty of room at the top – there’s just no room to sit down.

You will never make a dream come true by oversleeping.

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can.

The best safety device in a car is a rear view mirror with a cop in it.

People who know what they’re talking about spoil some of the best arguments.

People sometimes forget that only a rat can win a rat race.

Life is like a penis – simple, relaxed and hanging free. It’s women that make it hard.