• If you see a man without a smile, give him yours.
  • Big shots are little shots that keep shooting.
  • Tact is the ability to get people in your corner without cornering them.
  • The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
  • You are a victim of the rules you live by.
  • Changing husbands (or wives) is just changing troubles.
  • I used to be driven, but I pulled over.
  • Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every bum gets one.
  • The person that said winning isn’t everything never won anything.
  • If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much room.

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