A college football coach is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; believe it or not, the other half can dress themselves.
Every woman’s dream: Her ideal man takes her in his arms & throws her on the bed….. & cleans the whole house while she sleeps.
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.