WITTICISMS

To the world you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world.

When little things annoy you, remember that they are little things.

Want to get to heaven? Turn right & go straight.

Most of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at.

Life doesn’t have to be perfect to be wonderful.

Happiness is being too busy to worry during the day & too sleepy to worry at night.

The man of the hour is the man whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

We’re doing something wrong when kids run wild & dogs go to obedience school.

Be prepared to spend an hour with anyone who asks “got a minute?”

Work your way up or rust your way out.