Wacky Witticisms

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  • The easiest thing to keep in your head is a cold.
  • To err is human, to think of someone to blame it on is genius.
  • Only the electric company has the power to make everyone see the light.
  • A real failure is one that teaches us nothing.
  • Rumors are so spreadable, it’s incredible.
  • Simple solutions seldom are.
  • The sound of laughter carries farther than the sound of weeping.
  • Spring housecleaning is about as much fun as hugging a cactus.
  • Worry causes wrinkles, which gives you something else to worry about.