Promises are like babies, easy to make, but tough to deliver.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.

I meant to eat a piece of fruit today, but I plum forgot.

He went broke after putting all his money in junk blondes.

I remember when women who had nothing to wear stayed home.

The only way to make someone trustworthy is to trust them.

I offered my wife any cruise she wanted, & she took Tom.

She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

The difference between fiction & reality – Fiction has to make sense.

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, she will never become a nag.