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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,’ I announced to the technician, ‘it’s open!’ His reply: ‘I know, I already got that side.”

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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:  Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t   punish him?

LOUIS:  Because George still had the axe in his hand…..

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